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Don’t jump!

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What?!

I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

There’s nothing for me here now.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

A battery, providing the power source for the phone functions.

It is a silly place.

I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.