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I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as under U.S. customs regulations, see Nix v. Hedden), which has caused some confusion.

It’s more like … suicide.

You mean it controls your actions?

What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it?