Internet ACME

I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

You mean it controls your actions?

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

The name Acme became popular for businesses by the 1920s, when alphabetized business telephone directories such as the Yellow Pages began to be widespread.

It is a silly place.

Some vegetables can be consumed raw, while some, such as cassava, must be cooked to destroy certain natural toxins or microbes in order to be edible.

There’s nothing for me here now.