Fire Trouser Towel

I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What?!

How am I supposed to fight?

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

While their products leave much to be desired, Acme delivery service is second to none;

Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a website, as in the Looney Tunes: Back in Action movie), and have the product in his hands within seconds.