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Escape is not his plan.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

Let’s blow this thing and go home!

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

I must face him, alone.

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.