Oven Towel Banana

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time.

Shut up and get to the point!

You mean it controls your actions?

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies.

Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a website, as in the Looney Tunes: Back in Action movie), and have the product in his hands within seconds.